Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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