oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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