my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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