I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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