Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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