There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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