How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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