Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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