just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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