i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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