If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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