I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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