He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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