Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It's never too late to be topless.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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