If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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