i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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