He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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