theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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