I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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