what if I'm pregnant?
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I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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