I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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