So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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