Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
