I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I am mentally ready for anal.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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