Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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