I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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