If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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