Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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