I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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