For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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