i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Found your dick twin last night
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
