Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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