That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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