you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
someone owes me an orgasm
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
there is glitter all over my balls
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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