hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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