im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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