You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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