I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
