he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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