Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
