these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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