would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
