i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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