Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
