just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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