Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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