My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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