We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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