I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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