"it" just moved
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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