Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
