Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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