I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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