Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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