is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
